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Use the duck-sized horses
Ahh, the old “duck, duck, goose” gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.
En passant
I think you’re ducked.
Duck it.
En pheasant
Obviously. Duh.
Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.
Google Duckduckgo
Duck for cover.
It’s hopeless, you’re quackered.
Probably wait for white to move.
You’re gonna need a lot of grapes…
and a lemonade stand
Quakers?!
This is pretty much book moves.
- Duck
go get a drink, it’s a draw
The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.
Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it
Are you black or the duck army?
I’m fairly certain he’s black playing against the Taskmaster
